ol' hickory ham mike is bae <3 ♡Làme♡
radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

iroh:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

omg!

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

purr-purrr:

My pussy is winking at chu suckas

purr-purrr:

My pussy is winking at chu suckas

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that